I’m trying to attain a sense of moral superiority by accomplishing a few things on My List today while others frantically satisfy Last Minute Prep, or - with greater likelihood and entertainment for me - bellyache about commitments that were made for the sake of, it seems, just having a commitment.

Weird, widespread flex.

Not for me.

I make progress-ish, briefly, before I have to get to therapy. I wade through the parade-watching migrants. The humanity.

Cashmere cap on low. The sun shines bright to reward those who are about to voluntarily enduring a pre-dawn start for late November’s soggy viewing marathon.

MAGIC. A Depends marketer’s dream.

The election only momentarily feels far gone in front of a 24 foot bird. [I make bird noises].

Once therapized and home, I make sure everything and everyone’s corporate presence remain stagnant for the day. Check.

I shout - at my computer, out loud - reply in thread, you animal! at some digital degenerate, then post this, and slam my laptop closed.

Off to watch Gossip Girl Thanksgiving episodes or something.

xoxo

Keep Reading

No posts found