i-thought-i-would

I thought I would

That courgette is making a run for your billable hour.

I thought I would

That courgette is making a run for your billable hour.

Out mingling on a weeknight? Ha.

Get in, loser. We're globalizing envy!

I thought I would

Get in, loser. We're globalizing envy!

I thought I would give fewer effs.

Spend time on something you can earn money from, moron.

I thought I would

Spend time on something you can earn money from, moron.

You're doing great, sweetheart.

Have you seen him?

I thought I would

Have you seen him?

I found him on the Internet.