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This Is Not How I thought it would be

If you’ve ever thought, Wait, how did I get here? (in life, or in the CVS checkout, I guess) or ***This isn’t where I thought I would be*, you’ve found your people.

COMING JULY 17th**

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I thought I would

Spend time on something you can earn money from, moron.

You're doing great, sweetheart.

Apr 2, 2025

I thought I would

Have you seen him?

I found him on the Internet.

Apr 1, 2025

I thought I would

That courgette is making a run for your billable hour.

Out mingling on a weeknight? Ha.

Apr 3, 2025

I thought I would

That courgette is making a run for your billable hour.

Out mingling on a weeknight? Ha.

Apr 3, 2025

Cinq à Septs: You have one, what is it?

May 13, 2025

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Cinq à Septs: You have one, what is it?

The OG definition of an extracurricular, possibly.

DUDE, MASSIVE UNLOCK
Quick thoughts slip sliding through my brain

Apr 20, 2025

The Query Letter I didn't Write

I wrote one. Then I didn't need (or want) it.

Apr 15, 2025

Really?

I use em dashes to share the ceaseless nonsense that ticker tapes through my brain. Don't ruin it for me, PT.

Apr 27, 2025

We are gathered here today

lolniceone ethos. we're here to play nice.

Apr 4, 2025

Can you give yourself the ick?

Real q.

Apr 3, 2025

Saturday (... and Sunday)

Paper mâché but with words.

Apr 3, 2025

Get in, loser. We're globalizing envy!

I thought I would give fewer effs.

This week - We’re in it!

SEE ALL

Giddy Up

Tuesday

Boo! Scared myself out of my own damn way.

Apr 3, 2025

Giddy Up

Wednesday

Am I doing this right? Who cares.

Apr 3, 2025

Giddy Up

Thursday

I'd do anything, for you, boo boo.

Apr 3, 2025

PREORDER today

This Is Not How I thought it would be If you’ve ever thought, Wait, how did I get here? (in life, or in the CVS checkout, I guess) or This isn’t where I thought I would be, you’ve found your people.COMING JULY 17th

Spend time on something you can earn money from, moron.

Have you seen him?

That courgette is making a run for your billable hour.

That courgette is making a run for your billable hour.

Cinq à Septs: You have one, what is it?

The Query Letter I didn't Write

Really?

We are gathered here today

Can you give yourself the ick?

Saturday (... and Sunday)

Get in, loser. We're globalizing envy!

This week - We’re in it!

Tuesday

Wednesday

Thursday

This Is Not How I thought it would be

If you’ve ever thought, Wait, how did I get here? (in life, or in the CVS checkout, I guess) or ***This isn’t where I thought I would be*, you’ve found your people.

COMING JULY 17th**